Just for fun, the following is a compilation of what I consider the Top 25 sexiest things I've ever been told by a woman.

1 - Your balls look adorable.
2 - I'm not sure how my hand ended up in your crotch.
3 - *lifts up top* these are yours.
4 - I like penguins too.
5 - I skipped my grandmother's funeral to spend time with you.
6 - I got a speeding ticket. (for a booty call)
7 - I'm not wearing panties (said while at church)
8 - get me DRUNK tonight.
9 - I'm a nurse/studying to be one.
10 - I can cook.
11 - Yes.
12 - I don't gag.
13 - I'm on birth control.
14 - I want you sliding in and out of me until we can no longer take the friction.
15 - Ready to fill out that application?
16 - there's a snake between my legs.
17 - Let's forget work an' get back to bed.
18 - Your penis. my mouth. now.
19 - I don't care if my parents are sleeping in the next room.
20 - I'd pay to see you naked.
21 - I'm cooking fried chicken.
22 - I haven't seen your penis, but I'd like to.
23 - *BURP*
24 - I can't find my bra.
25 - I want you more than a stable job.

I lead a boring life.